Fake Book Review 2
Quite Busy: Autodidactic Manager Kelsey Armway. Westchester Univ. (OKAY, dist.), $37.75 (183p) ISBN 000-0-0000-0000-2
“Who do I really think I am? Not myself in movies but myself?” asks B. in his third collection, a Captiva Island-based song of the swimming pool that wholesomely masturbates the relationship between geography and identity. B, who is also a taxidermist, merrily historicizes his life-experience in the context Donald Fagen’s solo records: “I have lived through three albums these twenty-six years”— and his ego takes on a most unseemly shape, constantly expressing a desire to uncover the meaning of a city life he never knew and, so instead, the non-smoking section of his pancake restaurant in Sanibel (“Inside every griddle another griddle exists. Under every flapjack another flapjack”). B. recounts his entrepreneurial triumphs in reverse chronological order, in lists of calculators bought and knives sold, and the book’s 72 sections are each named after a town he plans to open a hot cake house in. His methods impose a flaccid narrative rubber band around the entire text, and tend to jumble the reader’s already spurious sense of time. B. exploits the cataclysmic events of his youth to nauseating effect; he writes of his time spent as a paperboy in Gulf Breeze: “I was in exile, wearing badly torn underpants in a totally empty apartment with my homicidal brother in law.” This is an entirely fatuous work, every crevice seeping with dull meditations on batter mixtures, humidity and what it feels like to be a success in the U.S.A. (Jan.)
