Will Somebody Shut Him Up?
Bloomberg is reporting, and Drudge is blaring, that Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi discussed a plan by the world’s political leaders to suspend the financial markets and “rewrite the rules of international finance.” Which would obviously be rather frightening, on many levels, if it were true. But as far as I can tell, it simply isn’t.
Lay this one at the feet of Il Coglione himself. Five minutes after he spoke of the supposed plan, he was forced to admit: “Someone advanced the hypothesis of rewriting the rules. We were only talking about it, but there’s nothing yet.”
An hour later, Pierluigi Bersani, Italy’s shadow minister of the economy, said, “We already have enough problems without Berlusconi adding others. To speak of suspending the markets, and then, after just three minutes, to confusedly take back what you just said only adds uncertainty to uncertainty.”
And sure enough, it turns out that by “someone” Berlusconi meant “someone on the radio”:
“I heard it on the radio,” Berlusconi said about an hour after his initial comments, his spokesman confirmed. “The hypothesis wasn’t put forward by any leader, including myself.”
This morning, White House spokesman Tony Fratto denied that any such plan had ever been discussed.

