Robert P. Baird
While leaving a comment at Johannes Göransson’s blog today, I remembered an essay by Martin Amis that suggests another avatar for the Bovary-dandy-hipster daisy chain I assembled last Friday. In the midst of a long reconsideration of Lolita (the last essay in The War Against Cliché) Amis writes:
Shockable Humbert, who finds bad language so “disgusting.” I shudder to think how his ghost, attired in its ghostly smoking-jacket, would round on me for calling him a vulgarian and a philistine. Actually he is of a more dangerous and rarer breed (though one very fully represented in Nabokov’s corpus): such people, because they cannot make art out of life, make their lives into art. Humbert is the artist manqué…The weeping Humbert sheds above-average teardrops, “hot, opalescent, thick tears that poets and lover shed.” He is “her Catullus,” he is “poor Catullus”: “The gentle and dreamy regions though which I crept were the patrimonies of poets—not crime’s stamping ground.” This is all blasphemous flannel, naturally. Who but Hum could refer to the gauged postponement of his orgasm (on the sofa, with a still innocent Lo) as a “nicety of physiological equipoise comparable to certain techniques in the arts”? “Emphatically, no killers are we,” Humbert pleads: “Poets never kill.” But this one does. Before he pulls the trigger he recites a poem: a parody—under the circumstances, a travesty—of “Ash Wednesday.” And Nabokov never had much time for Eliot.
Robert P. Baird
“As a literary journalist, John Updike has that single inestimable virtue: having read him once, you admit to yourself, almost with a sigh, that you will have to read everything he writes. At a time when the reviewer’s role has devolved to that of a canary in a pre-war coalmine, Updike reminds you that the review can, in its junior way, be something of a work of art, or at least a worthy vehicle for the play of ideas, feeling, and wit.”
—Martin Amis, from his review of Updike’s Picked-Up Pieces.
UPDATE (1/28): Wyatt Mason has more.
Robert P. Baird

Before his Nobel Prize was announced I had never heard of Jean-Marie Gustave Le Clézio, and judging from the notices that followed the news, neither had many other Anglophone readers. (Though I did learn recently that writing was his third choice of vocation, after sailing and architecture, his futures in which were doomed, respectively, by poor eyesight and a weak grasp of mathematics. And in the search for a photograph to top this post I have also learned that he thinks the internet might have stopped Hitler. I wonder how Keith Gessen feels about that?)
Le Clézio receives his award in Stockholm on Wednesday, and so it seemed appropriate that my ignorance would be battered, just a little, by the discovery yesterday of a decades-old review of War, his sixth novel.
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Robert P. Baird
I’ve been waiting for someone to write a good long piece about the phenomenon that some have named the New Atheism: i.e. the rash of books by the likes of Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Daniel Dennett, and others whose express intent has been to hasten the disappearance of religion as a cultural force. The article I wanted to read would have less to do with pushing back against the arguments in these books than it would with trying to explain the phenomenon of their collective appearance.
The most obvious question that this imaginary inquiry would tackle would be the question of timing: why did so many of these books appear all at once?
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