Fake Book Review 16
Garbage Boyz James Fred. Hit! Press, $12.95 paper (176p) ISBN 000-0-000000-01-6
Brixton sensation Fred, in this peppy novel about a pair of cousins — Hesh, 17, and Marlick, 19 — who spend a weekend throwing a bunch of garbage off “Grammy’s terrace” while their girlfriends are away in another country selling condoms, tells a memorable tale of late teenage angst. The cousins drink cartons of brandy in the bathroom together, take turns with the punching bag while listening to Simon & Garfunkel, and spend several hours sitting on park benches “chewing gum, kicking pigeons, and staring at the female passerby.” The terrace is stocked with a great range of objects suitable for chucking, and all is shaping up to be “an entirely mad” weekend. The only problem is that early Sunday morning they hit an “elderly policeman on the head with a crate of tulips.” This leads to their arrest, and the rest of the novel is set in a “little prison” where the cousins are subject to various “little unpleasantries, mostly involving feathers and mis-prescribed eyeglasses.” Garbage Boyz is a rollicking depiction of stupidity and distress, and a fine addition to the relentless line of paperback originals that Hit! Press is spraying into the marketplace. Readers looking for something to glance at while on the can should turn elsewhere; Fred has cooked up something a little more serious here, which most office workers will enjoy over the course of three or four lunch hours.
