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Holy Shit is Right

Work this week means my blog­ging will be nearly non-​existent, but Chris­t­ian Loren­zen talks to Lorin Stein, Daniel Nester, and me about the Paris Review recalls in today’s Observer.

24 Responses

  1. Jordan says:

    You all did fine, but I think Rebecca FTW

  2. MR says:

    nice. he talked to me too, but my com­ments were less inter­est­ing than thine.

  3. Kent Johnson says:

    As the good Daniel Nester knows, the McSweeney’s edi­tors are not above engag­ing in some­what sim­i­lar prac­tice:

    http://www.digitalemunction.com/2009/09/30/my-mcsweeneys-story/

    It would surely make for both a fun anthol­ogy and a valu­able text for future stu­dents of the secret his­tory of post-2000 lit­er­ary jour­nal edit­ing: Poems accepted then rejected, with a foot­note of his­tory for each entry.

    Were an anthol­o­gist to put out the call, I wonder how many sub­mis­sions would come in? Maybe quite a few.

  4. Henry Gould says:

    I wish all the com­men­tary about this would skip the biz about the poor poets’ hurt feel­ings & bruised egos. This just rehashes old stereo­types about poets.

    “When a mag­a­zine accepts an author’s work, it goes out of cir­cu­la­tion until pub­lished. That is a real world neg­a­tive con­se­quence for the author in this case. PR’s action may not be breach of con­tract in a strictly legal sense : but it’s a breach of trust. Very tacky in my book.”

  5. Bill Knott says:

    since PR never accepted any of the poems i sent them over the course of my descent into quack­dom,

    can’t help feel­ing a little schmaden­fras mali­cious glee at those

    “poor poets’ hurt feel­ings & bruised egos” . . .

    • Henry Gould says:

      good title for some­thing (“Descent unto Quack­dom : or, the Dole­ful His­to­rie of Pedro Pipsqueak”)

    • Sir Douche says:

      You’re a douche!

      [That's Daniel Nester, ladies and gen­tle­men, hero of edi­to­r­ial pro­pri­ety by day, Sir Douche by night. --rpb]

  6. Jordan says:

    So, if some­body you knew said the fol­low­ing, would you think about them more or less favor­ably?

    I want to be able to try and shape and manage the impres­sion of me that’s coming across.

    • MR says:

      who sd that.

      • DFW.

        Why do you ask, Jordan? I don’t like traps.

      • Jordan says:

        Just making my annual pitch for DFW-​agnosticism.

      • Jordan says:

        MR: Con­text is the Mason NYRB piece, DFW respond­ing to a writer who’s pro­fil­ing him by noting his anx­i­ety and propos­ing a counter-​profile.

      • That would have been a nice seg­ment of the Mil­lion Poems Show, though I wouldn’t sub­scribe.

        I don’t see any­thing to judge in that state­ment, seems to me one of the most essen­tial of animal activ­i­ties. DFW’s will­ing­ness to own it is one of his charms, as he well knew.

      • Jordan says:

        Oh the show, that was fun. If we could have squeezed more euros out of Casali, makers of Schokobana­nen, I’d still be at it today, Matt Lauer hair­line and all.

      • That I would have sub­scribed to, sorry I missed it.

      • Jordan says:

        OK, so I won’t yuck anybody’s DFW yum, then.

        Also, any­body waving a Mad Men banner won­der­ing who keeps shoot­ing spit­balls at it, nobody saw me and you can’t prove any­thing.

        Sin­cerely,
        The Chilmark Coun­try Club Capture-the-Flag Team

    • Henry Gould says:

      I would think of them unfa­vor­ably. It means they’re not paying atten­tion.

  7. john says:

    “I want to be able to try and shape and manage the impres­sion of me that’s coming across.”

    Who doesn’t? I choose my wardrobe, bathe, brush my hair . . .

    If he’d have said, “control,” rather than “shape and manage” — well, that would be delu­sional. I don’t get what’s strik­ing about the quote as is.

  8. Henry Gould says:

    That’s why they placed a skull on their wooden desk. To leave a last­ing impres­sion. As far as impres­sion­ism goes.

  9. john says:

    When I was in Egypt some years ago, I twice came upon loose human skulls — once at the long-​abandoned oracle of Siwa (if I’m not mis­taken — I know it was in the oasis vil­lage of Siwa, and it was at a ruin . . . ) and once in a random ceme­tery in Cairo. And I really really wanted to pick one up to bring home for my desk, but was afraid I wouldn’t make it through Cus­toms!

    Alexan­der the Great trav­eled 8 days across the desert to con­sult the oracle of Siwa, which, back in the day, rivaled Delphi for fame.



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