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Lost County Blog

You find a lot of weird text strewn about the street and air­ways of any city, espe­cially during an eco­nomic prob­lem, when people feel low and don’t feel like pick­ing things up, but rather drop­ping them on the ground. “Forget it,” seems to be the phrase on the tip of everyone’s tongue. I’ve been col­lect­ing weird bits of paper for­ever, and here I share some of the stuff I found recently— scraps just blow­ing around the doorstep and public lobby— in no par­tic­u­lar order and with no effort to explain or neaten or con­tex­tu­al­ize any of it any fur­ther, because I can’t.

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a. surf­board repair, $10 (10 ct.)

b. book of receipts, $67 (33 ct.)

c. casio new, $88 (88 ct.)

d. lob­ster restau­rant idea, $107 (25 ct.)

e. Dublin­ers, $32 (10 ct.)

f. Syn­a­gogue Seat, $9 (11 ct.)

g. pedi­cure, $4 (80 ct.)

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Beer 4 dollars

tip 1 dollars

total 5 dollars

times 2 events

10 dol­lars total

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2002: $0

2003: $0

2004: $0

2005: $0

2006: $0

2007: $5

2008: $0

2009: $7

$12 total

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1860

1861

1862

1863

1864

1865

pizza

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8 waffles

8 pancakes

8 french toast

4 cin­na­mon toast

16 soda

2 chicken salad

1 book of revelation

3 cigars

6 Responses

  1. 1 book of rev­e­la­tion and 3 cigars later i checked my par­tridge in the oven…it was star­ing at me as though i’d lost some­thing, so i slammed the door again on its beak­less rapidly wrin­kling face…

  2. Jordan

    Earth

    Wind

    Fire

    Phil Collins

  3. Fire and Phil Collins go together like pota­toes and exhaust pipes, anyway.

  4. Dough­nuts and Jobim go pretty well together. Happy birth­day Anto­nio Carlos Jobim! He’d be 83 today.

  5. *
    Junior writ­ers $300.
    Minor poets–$500. a week.
    Broken nov­el­ists–$850.-$1000.
    One play drama­tists–$1500.
    Sucks–$2000.–Wits–$2500.
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    from work­ing notes, _The Love of the Last Tycoon_, Fitzger­ald.



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