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Petal & Mop

The pre­dictably yawn-​inducing results (by which I mean I pre­dicted the top six in my sleep—check my dream jour­nal if you don’t believe me—& the reason I was asleep is that I had been lis­ten­ing to the top six) are in for the 37th (or, I insist, 38th) Vil­lage Voice Pazz & Jop music poll. Here’s my ballot:

Albums

1 Sonic Youth, The Eter­nal Points: 15
2 Mastodon, Crack the Skye Points: 15
3 Brad Pais­ley, Amer­i­can Sat­ur­day Night Points: 10
4 Raek­won, Only Built for Cuban Linx, pt. 2 Points: 10
5 Baroness, Blue Record Points: 10
6 The-​Dream, Love vs. Money Points: 10
7 Con­verge, Axe to Fall Points: 10
8 Fever Ray, Fever Ray Points: 10
9 Deer Tick, Born on Flag Day Points: 5
10 Griz­zly Col­lec­tive, Veck­a­timest Post Pavil­ion Points: 5

Singles

1 Taylor Swift, “Love Story”
2 Girls, “Lust for Life”
3 DJ Quik & Kurupt, “9x outta 10″
4 Maxwell, “Pretty Wings”
5 Lady GaGa, “Just Dance”
6 Shut­tle, “Tunnel [High Rankin Remix]“
7 Neko Case, “People Got a Lotta Nerve”
8 Mew, “Beach”
9 Kelly Clark­son, “I Do Not Hook Up”
10 Modest Mouse, “Satellite Skin”

And some of my com­ments here (note that I pro­vide the tag line). As usual, this list doesn’t reflect my cur­rent think­ing about last year’s pop music. When I made it, I hadn’t yet processed Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance,” which should replace “Just Dance,” or Sleigh Bells’ com­pletely delight­ful “Ring Ring,” & I now sus­pect that Miley Cyrus’s “Party in the U.S.A.” was the best single of 2009. Also, The xx’s sort-of-self-titled record has now shorted out all my anti-​hype defenses. Finally, I decided not to include com­pi­la­tions, but the best album of the year by a long shot was Sterns’ overview of Zairean giant Franco’s later record­ings, Fran­coph­o­nic, vol 2: 1980-89, while Hyperdub’s 5 Years of Hyper­dub is pure dystopian killer-parties-almost-killed-me not-for-dancing dance music.

Other music released last year that made me happy, some­times against my better judg­ment: Animal Col­lec­tive, Mer­ri­weather Post Pavil­ion & “What Would I Want? Sky”; Annie, Don’t Stop; Art Brut, Art Brut vs. Satan; The Avett Broth­ers, I and Love and You; The Base­ball Project, Volume One; bunch of remas­tered albums by some band on EMI; Big Boi, “Shine Blockas”; Big Star, Keep an Eye on the Sky; Brakes, “Crush on You” & “Ancient Mysteries”; Built to Spill, “Planting Seeds”; Kelly Clark­son, “My Life Would Suck with­out You”; Leonard Cohen, Live in London; DJ Koze, Rein­car­na­tions; Bob Dylan, Together through Life; Fiery Fur­naces, I’m Going Away; Fuck But­tons, Tarot Sport; Girls, Album; Heart­less Bas­tards, The Moun­tain; The Hold Steady, A Pos­i­tive Rage; Jay-Z & Alicia Keys, “Empire State of Mind”; Kinch, Col­lars and Sleeves; K’Naan, “People Like Me” & “Wavin’ Flag”; Lady Gaga, “Speechless”; Miranda Lam­bert, “Airstream Song” & “Dead Flowers”; Lifter Puller, Fies­tas + Fias­cos & Slips Back­wards; what­ever that Metric record is called; Mew, No More Sto­ries Are Told Today; Micachu & the Shapes, Jew­ellery; Nir­vana, Live at Read­ing; Pet Shop Boys, Yes; Phoenix, Wolf­gang Amadeus Phoenix; La Roux, La Roux; St. Vin­cent, Actor; Slayer, World Painted Blood; Sleigh Bells, Sleigh Bells; Regina Spek­tor, Far; Sunset Rub­down, Drag­on­slayer; Sunn 0))), Mono­liths & Dimen­sions; Taylor Swift, “You Belong to Me”; tUnE-​yArDs, BiRd-​BrAiNs; Wussy, Wussy.

And while we’re on the sub­ject, might as well make like S/FJ:

Best of 2010

1. Fucked Up, Couple Tracks
2. Little Boots, Hands
3. Spoon, Transference

44 Responses

  1. Jordan

    I do NOT get the Maxwell. Mawk­ish breakup blah. But the Sonic Youth was great.

    Was “Love Story” really 2009? I feel like I’ve been hear­ing it for four years.

  2. Michael Robbins

    Ha. You sound like Ange email­ing me about Taylor Swift (”I do not get it”) (hope it’s OK to quote you on that, AM).

    “Love Story” was released as a single in 09, but the album came out in 07 or 08, I can’t remem­ber.

    I was in Banana Repub­lic or H&M or some­thing the other day trying to find a dress shirt & “Love Story” was play­ing & these teenage girls were pawing thru stuff & singing along unself­con­sciously. It was kind of great.

  3. Jordan

    I’ll take sound­ing like Ange any day.

    I’d go into some detail here about your igno­rance in lump­ing the DP and Neko Pipes with those snooz­ers, but I’m too busy rec­on­cil­ing this Clay Shirky thing about ass­hole self-​promoters with my pet theory about Machi­avelli and con­tain­ment strate­gies.

  4. Michael Robbins

    Hey, I like Neko. I just wish she’d loosen up a bit more. Her work with the New Pornos is much better than her solo stuff. As for the DP’s, [redacted].

  5. Michael Robbins

    btw, the-​dream should be, like, third. that record keeps on giving. walk­ing on the moon? fugged­abou­dit.

    plus i don’t know what you’re talkin bout clay shirky but i would like to sub­scribe to yr newslet­ter.

  6. Michael Robbins

    ok i looked it up i don’t think that guy’s ever met any women.

  7. Kent Johnson

    Com­pared to Micheael R. and Jordan D., I’m pretty clue­less about pop music. But is there no *non-​Western* pop music worth men­tion­ing? African, Middle East­ern, Japan­ese? It’s not like “foreign” stuff needs to be trans­lated. Some months back here at DE I put up a post about an incred­i­ble African music web site. Lots of African pop is amaz­ing. On new Arab music, Gary Sul­li­van knows a lot about it. I haven’t looked at his blog for a long time, but I think he may still have lis­ten­ing lists avail­able there, some­where.

  8. Kent Johnson

    I’d pro­vide the link to the Likembe blog, but I don’t know how to group and find my posts, now that I’m off the Contributor’s list. Any chance you could give that link, Bobby, for those who might be inter­ested?

  9. Jordan

    That’s not quite right about trans­lat­ing, but it doesn’t matter. I totally agree with your point.

    There’s lots of non-​Western pop music worth men­tion­ing. Sites like P4k and TPTSNBN’s annual music poll index the ever-​mysterious crit­i­cal recep­tion of new releases, and cer­tain well-​publicized imports, such as the blind Malian couple Amadou and Mariam, tend to do very well.

    I’m drawn to Jon Hassell’s mildly offen­sive con­cept of “coffee-colored” music — not quite “post-racial,” but acknowl­edg­ing that at least as far as music goes the trade routes still carry the news.

  10. Michael Robbins

    You didn’t read my post? I said the best album of the year was by Franco. He was Zairean, when it was called Zaire, & Con­golese before that.

  11. Jordan

    Nobody reads any­more, Michael — we just look at lists.

  12. Michael Robbins

    ah. well, for the record, kj, i been keep­ing up on afropop since the late eight­ies.

  13. Kent Johnson

    Sorry, Michael, I’d missed that– was look­ing at the rank­ings at the top. But still, you have to admit, all in all, your Taste List is a bit cen­tered in what Depen­dency the­o­rists back in the 70s and 80s used to call the Metro­pole!

    Hey, if you really love African pop and want to learn much more, I can put you in touch with my friend, John Beadle, from Likembe: He is one of THE Anglo U.S. experts in the field.

  14. Pop’s a purga­tive.

    • As Kurt Von­negut said, gotta get the sh*t out to get to the good stuff.

      • Then again, I like a lot of what most people con­sider sh*t - grew up in the Vic­to­ria punk scene, lost my first adult teeth at NoMean­sRa­mones in ‘88. I hardly ever get to hear any pop music unless I’m vis­it­ing friends - no radio, no time, no patience, busy writ­ing (and star­ing out the window dream­ing, part of the job).

  15. Michael Robbins

    OK, grampa.

  16. Jordan

    Viva con­sti­pa­tion!

  17. Michael Robbins

    I am pleased to report Twit­ter users notic­ing my “Veckatimest Post Pavilion” joke. (Yeah, it’s not much of a joke, what have you done for the cause lately!)

    Don’t under­stand Twit­ter­s­peak. What does this mean:

    RT @sound­ofthecity:

    I thought it meant he was address­ing him­self to sound­ofthecity, but he’s actu­ally quot­ing sound­ofthecity.

    The irony of sound­ing clue­lessly old …

  18. Jordan

    RT = retweet.

  19. Pop does not exist.

    There, I said it. Whew.

    John Latta, by “Pop’s a purgative” are you talk­ing the Aris­totelian biz?

    Actu­ally, “pop” does exist, as a cat­e­gory of com­mer­cial music, but not a musi­cal or soci­o­log­i­cal (or eth­no­mu­si­co­log­i­cal) descrip­tor. The year-​end lists are cap­i­tal­ist fan­tasies, akin to the Oscars, with the jokes more recon­dite and fewer pro­duc­tion num­bers and with­out the gowns. They’re . . . pop! If I prefer the Oscars, it’s only because I like pro­duc­tion num­bers and gowns. Like the Oscars, the only records with a chance of win­ning are the ones with sub­stan­tial pro­mo­tional bud­gets. Do very many crit­ics get bushels of free 3rd World pop records from com­pa­nies?

  20. Kent Johnson

    Excuse, please, don’t at all mean to inter­rupt the dis­cus­sion on pop. But over at Har­riet there is new talk on a topic that was posted about here at DE not too long back and which gen­er­ated over one hun­dred com­ments: The polic­ing dust-​up at Segue involv­ing Eileen Myles, Nada Gordon, uniden­ti­fied others, and the unlucky non-​poet “shoppers” who came in off the street and made the fatal error of “inappropriately” laugh­ing when naughty words were spoken by the poet read­ing.

    Amaz­ingly, the orga­nizer of the Segue series (that was news to me until he announced it today), Thom Dono­van, has posted a long com­ment under the most recent post by Craig Santos Perez (the post today on Flarf and the Segue event). I say “amazingly” because Donovan’s com­ment–repro­duced from pre­vi­ous remarks he’d made on Face­book–is a broad­side character-​assassination volley against the two gig­glers, and Dono­van had just in the past couple days posted a lengthy post/manifesto at Har­riet, argu­ing, with violas in the back­ground, against “negative criticism” in the poetry com­mu­nity (a post that has just had a follow-​up by Travis Nichols at the Huff­in­g­ton Post).

    Likely you can’t make out what the heck I’m talk­ing about, but take a look. I pointed out at Har­riet that I thought Donovan’s com­ments were inap­pro­pri­ate and–given the tone of his pre­vi­ous post–truly bizarre, though that doesn’t seem to have reg­is­tered with anyone at Har­riet yet.

    As I said in a com­ment under Donovan’s first post: In our poetry field, it is often those who earnestly prof­fer golden norms of best-​behaviors who are quick­est to pull out the cut­ting knives.

  21. Jordan

    > it is often those

    Absolutely - and as I was read­ing in an Adam Phillips essay the other day, feel­ings of guilt often lead to aggres­sive acts.

    Inci­den­tally, Kent - what’d you think of Dan Hoy’s follow-​up in that com­ment stream to your cita­tion of his flarf essay?

  22. Kent Johnson

    >what’d you think of Dan Hoy’s follow-​up in that com­ment stream to your cita­tion of his flarf essay?

    It was fine, Dan’s a sharp guy, but his com­ment wasn’t intended as a follow-​up to my cita­tion– we sent our com­ments in at the same time, it appears.

    >guilt often lead to aggres­sive acts.

    This might be a good way to frame Thom D’s post­ing of his com­ments on the Segue inci­dent. Maybe that’s what you meant.

  23. Michael Robbins

    This is why I love it when you hijack threads to post some­thing com­pletely irrel­e­vant to the dis­cus­sion at hand.

  24. Jordan

    > to frame Thom

    We don’t have to frame anyone, Kent, when there’s more than enough rope to go around.

    Now I remem­ber — I was going to post a link to the wikipedia arti­cle on spit­toons.

  25. Kent Johnson

    >This is why I love it when you hijack threads to post some­thing com­pletely irrel­e­vant to the dis­cus­sion at hand.

    You’re right. Shouldn’t have done that. Go ahead and delete the two com­ments, with my per­mis­sion.

  26. @Kent: O, like he could delete them now with­out seem­ing just pure mean. Way to play the man, eh?

  27. Kent Johnson

    Oh, Michael’s deleted entire long threads before and with­out anyone’s fore­knowl­edge. So it wouldn’t seem “mean” if he deleted two com­ments by me with my per­sonal per­mis­sion.

  28. Michael Robbins

    I was all set to apol­o­gize for being cranky, & now this. Do you feel any oblig­a­tion to be honest, or at least pre­cise, Kent? What are these long threads, plural, of which you speak? I deleted ONE thread that had degen­er­ated into vile bull­shit, & I said I would not do so again.

  29. @Kent: (@risk of Michael’s pow­er­ful and unde­tectable dis­plea­sure) Yeah, but now you’ve placed the mirror of words in front of the act…it’d be like par­tic­i­pant obser­va­tion dis­tor­tions now…sly, very sly, man…

  30. @Michael: You type fast, senor. Do you have six fin­gers on each hand (obscure, cheesy movie ref­er­ence)?

    signed,
    Diego Mon­toya

  31. @Michael ps. Really enjoy­ing the art selec­tion on refresh…do you know what the pic­ture sources are for this page?

  32. Kent Johnson

    OK, OK, ONE whole thread. I don’t recall any­thing vile. I do remem­ber people point­ing out some soft spots in your argu­ment. But I admit my mem­o­ries of that are rather fuzzy by now.

    Anyway, I think people should go back to talk­ing and Twit­ter­ing about Pop.

    • He sd, “You go all around the subject.” And I sd, “I didn’t know it was a subject.”

      – C. Olson (please for­give botched lin­eation)

  33. Speak­ing of purga­tives and social emul­sions, is there a sin­gu­lar form of Twit­ter­ing? Is it to Twoot?

  34. Michael Robbins

    It is to tweet. The pic­tures are Bobby Baird’s, our intre­pid leader.

  35. The only thing about this thread that isn’t an adver­tise­ment for the XY chro­mo­some is Peter’s mis­taken cita­tion of “Diego Montoya.” That’s INIGO, mucha­chos.

  36. Michael Robbins

    XY isn’t a chro­mo­some, it’s a pair of chro­mo­somes. How’s that for an adver­tise­ment for XY? Rep­re­sent!

  37. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

  38. @Anahid: I stand cor­rected. Just don’t hit me any more with that glove, OK?

  39. Ryan Tryzbiak

    I love how living in Amer­ica but being a fan of British pop music makes me feel as if I can see the future. It is strange to see Little Boots on a best of 2010 list because in the blo­gos­phere she seemed old hat by the begin­ning of 2009. The album’s fan­tas­tic, though, even if it does seem that Boots is less than the sum of her parts.

    I’m look­ing for­ward to a new Robyn album this year, which should reach the US by about 2013 at approx­i­mately the same time Amer­ica catches on to Ellie Gould­ing and Marina Dia­mond.

  40. Jordan

    > Marina Dia­mond

    Hey now. “I am not a robot” was in heavy rota­tion in my house­hold. (Still dis­ap­pointed that The Feeling’s “Love It When You Call” didn’t cir­cu­late here.)



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