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Crappy Little Countries

I’ve long been an admirer of, if not a full-​fledged sub­scriber to, what I call the “Ledeen Doctrine.” I’m not sure my friend Michael Ledeen will thank me for ascrib­ing author­ship to him and he may have only been semi-​serious when he crafted it, but here is the bedrock tenet of the Ledeen Doc­trine in more or less his own words: “Every ten years or so, the United States needs to pick up some small crappy little coun­try and throw it against the wall, just to show the world we mean business.”

—Jonah Goldberg

Recorded civil­ian deaths since Oper­a­tion: Iraqi Free­dom began in 2003: c. 100,000 (cred­i­ble esti­mates of actual civil­ian deaths result­ing either directly or indi­rectly from the war range from 200,000-1,000,000).

Civil­ian deaths result­ing either directly or indi­rectly from Oper­a­tion: Endur­ing Free­dom in Afghanistan number in the tens of thousands.

I wonder if the world knows we mean busi­ness yet.


Misattribution of the Year

From Sarah Palin’s tome on the fugi­tive lifestyle, a chap­ter epi­gram attrib­uted to John Wooden:

Our land is every­thing to us… I will tell you one of the things we remem­ber on our land. We remem­ber our grand­fa­thers paid for it–with their lives.

Con­fused why the leg­endary UCLA bas­ket­ball coach would be writ­ing about his ances­tors sac­ri­fic­ing their lives for land?

From the arti­cle “Back on the War Ponies,” by John Wooden Legs, which appeared in the anthol­ogy, We Are the People: Voices from the Other Side of Amer­i­can His­tory, edited by Nathaniel May, Clint Willis, and James W. Loewen:

Our land is every­thing to us. It is the only place in the world where Cheyennes talk the Cheyenne lan­guage to each other. It is the only place where Cheyennes remem­ber the same things together. I will tell you one of the things we remem­ber on our land. We remem­ber our grand­fa­thers paid for it–with their life. My people and the Sioux defeated Gen­eral Custer at the Little Big Horn.

And that’s why you should always read to the end of the person’s name.

(via Huff­in­g­ton Post)

Fake Book Review 9

The Artic­u­late Face Bradley Pen­du­lum.  Fist Press, $30.00 (222p) ISBN 000-0-000000-00-9

In this gen­er­ous col­lec­tion of his sig­na­ture ‘mirage poems’, Pen­du­lum mixes Post news­pa­per text with auto-​mechanic trade jargon pulled from “various rain gutters”, bloat­ing these pages with choked-​up med­i­ta­tions on inter­state love and cease-​fire.  Fright­ened with despair over an empty helium tank, Pen­du­lum depicts a nation left speech­less: “If I could see any­thing in the tunnel I would tell you, but there is nothing” is the phrase repeated at the center of a poem about drunks asleep after a morn­ing game of skit­tles.  This is Amer­ica observed from a home­spun gas scooter—whose sad­dles are over­bur­dened with tax forms, fish garbage, and red tea bags—hyperactively screech­ing into the next neigh­bor­hood.  The process of mass-​produced sauer­kraut plant giving way to arti­san pickle farm giving way to “battery dump” seems to be chief among The Artic­u­late Face’s con­cerns.  Pen­du­lum, hold­ing up high a fist­ful of cheap med­i­cine, offers a vision of the coun­try that is some­where about five degrees to the right of William S. Burroughs’ Nova Police tril­ogy, and belongs on the shelf of any poetry reader espe­cially inter­ested in bureau­cratic dis­so­lu­tion.  Others might steer clear. 

Nor fair, nor rich– a bleg

I am soon going to be part of a con­ver­sa­tion about poetry, poetry schol­ar­ship and the ques­tion of fair use.  The con­ver­sa­tion is not entirely the­o­ret­i­cal– which is to say it is aimed less at think­ing through the con­cep­tual games­man­ship of some­thing like Day in its var­i­ous iter­a­tions (though this is obvi­ously not totally irrel­e­vant); and more at the idea of for­mu­lat­ing “best practices” as they might be (quite dif­fer­ently) under­stood by crit­ics and makers, makers and remakers.  Full dis­clo­sure: At the moment, I’m less inclined to be con­cerned about rep­re­sent­ing the per­spec­tive of the inher­i­tors of rights than about rep­re­sent­ing the con­cerns of those trying to figure out what rights in their own work are pos­si­ble and appro­pri­ate to assert in our newish tech­no­log­i­cal moment, as well as the con­cerns of those (schol­ars and crit­ics of con­tem­po­rary poetry, for exam­ple,) who would like to do things with words that they did not make.  (I am, in prin­ci­ple, open to per­sua­sion on this point, as on many others).

The writ­ers and read­ers of DE are schol­ars, teach­ers, poets, poet-scholar-teachers, edi­tors, pub­lish­ers, editor-​publishers and things that from a long way off look like flies. I imag­ine that they will have thoughts– per­haps even dif­fer­ent thoughts!– on what con­cerns might be brought to the table in such a conversation.  Would they care to let me know what they are?

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