Some might say, sex with corpses sounds like fun . . .
Apologies to anyone who’s seen this already (it’s being passed around), but I want to do my part to make sure everyone gets the chance.
Here’s a logic map to help you make it through the mind-blistering display in Louie Gohmert’s (R-TX) unmasking of a bill that protects against “discrimination” on the basis of so-called “sexual orientation”: homos; sex with animals and dead people; pedophiles; Obama; the Negro President issue broadly conceived; homos’ attack on liberty; homos and Hitler the Cartoon, the “ultimate hate monger”; homos.
It took me a minute to realize that by “I’ve heard some people say that if you question our president because he happens to be black you must be a racist” he meant “if you question our president, you must be a racist, because the president is black.” But I’m very glad it sounds as if he’s in favor of questioning the president because he’s black.
I also love “It’s laws in most states, or has been, certainly, in many states.”
The craziest sentence in the whole thing is “I voted for Alan Keyes in 1996.”