Epigramaphobia, or: Where the Hell Did the Satire Go? (Part 2)
[Part one of this conversation is here.]
John Bradley: Now, I wonder if you could talk more about my previous point, if you don’t mind going back to it: that political figures are more deserving of satire. They run for public office and knowingly enter the tornado zone of public wrath. Writers, however, don’t deserve such scorn as they are not really public figures. And their book photos should be off limits. Criticize the writing or literary movements, but not how a writer appears. That’s too easy and perhaps cruel. And don’t epigrams about poets, epigrams that name particular poets, reinforce in some way the figure of Authorship?
Kent Johnson: Only in the sense, I’d say, that words like “queer” or “nigger” reinforce bigotry when retaken and wielded openly in the faces of the bigoted… As Bakhtin argues (rather contrary, actually, to Adorno’s deification of the demanding, innovative Modernist artist), the myth of the heroic individual author is fostered by the dominant culture as part of its systemic drive to manipulate, control, and appropriate subject positions. We have to recognize the dynamic and throw it back with a smirk if we’re going to find a way out of the morass. Honest satire of our situation is one of the Stations of the Cross on the way, I’d say. But it needs to go beyond individual self-flagellation and become a collective activity: a well-wrought collective penitence. Of course, this is the last thing upholders of the Author Function (Mainstream and Avant-garde alike) wish to countenance.
But on the earlier point: Actually, I do think that political figures are more deserving of satire. They are, after all, much more significant to the social order than poets are. Poets are nothing, relatively speaking, so it’s perfectly natural there would be an imbalance in the amount of attention the two professions receive. But looking at things from the perspective of the tiny poetic subculture, yes, Authorship is something not to be touched. The sacred cow. It’s the one fancy suit we’re given by the Culture Industry and its ideology–and Authors, like those old Veterans of Foreign Wars, do everything they can to weigh it down with medals. We need to shed the suit, I’ve been saying for some time; we need to start experimenting with different kinds of anti-gravity raiment. You’ve done this in enigmatic ways in War on Words: The John Bradley/Tomaz Salamun Confusement (BlazeVOX), probably the most original book of poetry, I’d argue, since George Bush took office.
JB: Maybe George Bush is a secret literary influence on me? But you had mentioned Flarf. I’ve heard a little bit about it. It’s a kind of satire? Don’t they question the concept of literary ownership?
KJ: Well, definitions of Flarf are contested. Here’s my somewhat unpopular one: Flarf is a fashionable, cliquish grouping of very smart, very gifted younger writers who use Google search hits to generate various modulations of appropriative collage. Their most common practice is to poach “uneducated” discourse from chat rooms, personal web pages, and such (without the original writers’ knowledge, of course) and patch together what some take to be “funny” poems and plays. It’s all a bit sophomoric, a kind of urbane put-down of (as they say in grad school) the subaltern. And all of it, it bears emphasizing, ends up in service of perfectly conservative dress codes of Authorial custom.
These poets rather grandiosely see their aesthetic as–it’s their preferred Description–a Neo-Dada expression… as if such expression had any useful function in a culture where a “Neo-Dada” simulacral fog has become the greater part of the ideational air we breathe.
Well, there is satire and then there is satire. As Peter Schjeldahl recently put it, in a review of the big Dada exhibit at the MOMA, “What young self-styled bohemian of the past ninety years hasn’t got at least briefly high on Dada?” The sad thing is that most of these Flarf hipsters who are high on it are now in, or approaching, middle age… What was that SNL sketch of the pop singer who would shake his rear end and yell, “Look at my butt!”? Well, Flarf is more or less like that: a “Look at my iconoclastic hipness!” shaking of the Author booty. Well, a glowing article in The Believer magazine no doubt awaits.*
But maybe they’ll find a way of turning things around–becoming “inappropriate,” as they like to put it, in more interesting and original ways.
JB: Of course, the Flarfians might respond that Epigramititis is also a “shaking of Author booty.” And there is the name “Kent Johnson” on the cover.
KJ: Indeed. But perhaps I’ve in part earned, as you have in War on Words, the right to claim—especially on the cover of a book like this—my “own name” as a somewhat ironically charged sign? I mean, I think I’m justified in saying that I do, in a great portion of my work, satirize myself in rather immediate, self-deflating ways—my own hypocrisies and complicities get laid on the table. So any moralistic presumption that might slip through does get qualified and undercut, to say the least. I’m here, groveling and grappling in the mud. The middle-aged Flarf kids, however, sit there grandly, paring their fingernails, smugly smirking over their little collages.
JB: Let’s talk about some of the classic poet satirists. Who, in particular, has caused you to laugh out loud? And perhaps made you shake your head at the nerve of that cheeky so-and-so. Could you quote us some specific lines and perhaps look at a poem or two? I suspect Catullus is one of those naughty boys who helped pave the way for Epigramititis. What’s the appeal of these satirical poems for you? Why haven’t these poems lost their sting over the centuries?
KJ: Oh, gosh. Well, yes, Catullus is the greatest. But Hipponax, centuries earlier, whom the late Alexandra Papaditsas and I traduce in The Miseries of Poetry: Traductions from the Greek, among other witty poets of long ago, is great too. And the satires of Juvenal and Horace, the gentle Ben Jonson, early Donne, Wilmot, and Pope. They are wickedly funny and deeply tragic, these folks, and it’s the uncomfortable mixture of the two poles, I suppose, that makes us laugh. That’s a big part of great satire, I think: the tragicomic honed into a lovely lance of cleansing vitriol. The lance is immortal. Even the young Marx had to grant it flew largely free of the forces of historical materialism.
There’s something important here, though, that shouldn’t be left out. Satire, when it takes epigrammatic form, however cutting, is always generically framed. As such, presented at the remove of so-called art, the sting is mediated by an unstated tip of the hat toward its target–a coded form of tribute: I mean, it’s clear–or should be–when satire takes poetic form, that the subject of derision or praise is in no way entirely who the epigram says he or she is. It’s a slice, an aesthetical shot, chivalrously proffered in the put-‘em-up tradition. And in this sense, the mature, ideal recipient is the poet who smiles, even if the smile is forced, and whose response is to answer epigrammatically in turn.
More of such spirit is what would be healthy for our poetry, I think, and it would likely help pull us out of our delusional, pompous rut…and probably get us a few more readers, too: Poets prodigiously and happily roasting one another. Why not? What’s the fear and where does it come from? The task of poetry is to remain free, and we can’t remain free unless we have the common sense to ridicule ourselves without pity.
JB: Well, you’ve been a target yourself. Recently on the collectively-authored “Mainstream Poetry” blog (curated, curiously, by Mike Magee, who published the second Yasusada collection, Also With My Throat, I Shall Swallow Ten Thousand Swords, with his Combo Books) there was a long poem entitled “Kent Johnson Gets Life in Prison,” and it’s full of mockery and contempt for your persona. What did you think of that? What does it feel like to be the subject of satire?
KJ: Actually, yes, I’d forgotten about that piece. There have been a few other ones, too. I was honored by it, to tell the truth. It’s pretty good and quite funny. By utter coincidence, I was just arrested for trespassing while hunting for morels. This violates my probation for the same offense last spring. Totally unintentional, but it doesn’t matter. It’s a minimum, automatic one-month jail term, unless the charges get dropped. So soon I may be writing The Prison Epigrams. What poet can claim this honor?
JB: Seriously?
KJ: Yep. All for mushrooms.
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*Note: In fact, some months after this conversation was submitted to Plantarchy, a glowing article about Flarf did appear in The Believer


Terrific conversation here. Thanks to all involved!
I hope those intrigued by the discussion here will tune in a few months from now to an essay-review forthcoming in the winter issue of Pleiades. Among other things, in that essay-review (”Impolitic: Kent Johnson’s Radical Hybridity”), I examine Epigramititis, exploring especially the ways in which Epigramititis is a response to (a satire of) Kevin Killian’s Orono reports.
I should add: the image of the author plays a vital role in the Orono reports, which began as a fashion report, and which still feature fashion in significant ways. For example, most recently, the reports are matched with high-quality photos of Orono conference participants. The image of the author undoubtedly is a part of the Authorial surround, and requires the combatively collegial treatment Kent believes satire can deliver.
So then, the goal is to emulate the lyrical products of a lead-poisoned culture that gave fathers the right to kill their children, the culture from which we get the expression ad hominem. In this we will write poetry with an emotional weight appropriate for our own mercury-poisoned, reward-and-punish parenting, big-lie times.
Jordan said: “So then, (etc.)”
Oh, this is just silly!
Still, it’s a quaint, squeaky example of what Marx and Engels sportingly referred to as “vulgar” historical materialism!
Kent