Welcome to the Future
Brad Paisley’s terrific new record, American Saturday Night, arrives freighted with contradictions. So does all good pop music. But they’re rarely announced as starkly as they are on “Welcome to the Future,” a song seemingly designed to illustrate the primitivity of the traditional model of licensing popular songs for use in advertising described by Greil Marcus in Lipstick Traces:
At first, [Michael Jackson's] willingness to immediately transform ["Billie Jean"] into an advertising jingle seemed like a slap in the face to everyone who loved it. But months later, when the constant airplay bought for the commercial allowed it not just to replace but almost to erase the original, one could hear “You’re a Whole New Generation” [the Pepsi anthem that reworked "Billie Jean"] as a new piece of music…. When he sang the line, “That choice is up to you,” dramatizing the consumer’s option of Pepsi versus Coke, he made it sound like a moral choice.
“Welcome to the Future” renders this entire process superfluous. The song arrives already transformed into an advertising jingle, its verses a hymn to the wonders of commodity capitalism at its most beneficent:
When I was ten years old
I remember thinkin’ how cool it would be
When we were goin’ on an eight hour drive
If I could just watch TVAnd I’d have given anything
To have my own PacMan game at home
I used to have to get a ride down to the arcade
Now I’ve got it on my phoneGlory glory hallelujah
Welcome to the futureMy grandpa was in World War II
He fought against the Japanese
He wrote a hundred letters to my grandma
Mailed ‘em from his base in the PhilippinesI wish they could see this now
The world they saved has changed, you know
‘Cause I was on a video chat this morning
With a company in TokyoEvery day’s a revolution
Welcome to the futureI had a friend in school
Running-back on a football team
They burned a cross in his front yard
For asking out the homecoming queenI thought about him today
Everybody who’s seen what he’s seen
From a woman on a bus
To a man with a dreamWake up Martin Luther
Welcome to the future
Glory glory hallelujah
Welcome to the future
Paisley manages here, without naming a single brand, to outdo hip-hop at its most brand-name-dropping: he clearly has Apple’s iPhone in mind (I assume he only carries Blackberry to swim), while to underscore the song’s rephrasing of Marx’s dictum that “The capitalist has played a highly revolutionary role in history,” Brand Obama brings his Pepsi logo to the final verses. The song deftly unveils the leveling function of capitalism: it is not simply that the civil rights movement demonstrates one way in which the world has changed, while video chat demonstrates another, but that these are the same development. What Debord called “the humanism of the commodity” leads directly to a black President, and vice versa.
Pop music may be the commodity that can most effectively contain a critique of its own commodification, but it remains a commodity even when one obtains it for free, here in “the future.” There’s nothing ironic in this process: the logic of capital leads inexorably to the point where commodities do not even need to be sold—and not only insofar as they are themselves enticements to buy further commodities. (Which is not to deny that the record industry’s pathetic and despicable response to a failed model of production and profit registers the upheavals of a real, and richly deserved, crisis.) But it is precisely to this extent that “Welcome to the Future” encodes its own critique, particularly with the seemingly casual “slip” in the last verse, whereby the caricature to whom the radical Martin King is consistently reduced gives way to an invocation of the Protestant founder (my bet is Paisley had in mind Luther’s opposition to lending at interest).
If Agamben is right to argue that capitalism is directed “principally toward the alienation of language itself” (and my own response is: principally?), a great pop song can expose that alienation, for a few minutes, so thoroughly that even the most rigorous listener might entertain the fantasy that the ideologies the song renders transparent are stand-ins for ideology as such, and the future sounds like chiming guitars—”every day a revolution” in Agamben’s sense, maintaining “the existence of potentiality without any relation to Being in the form of actuality.” This task might well prove impossible; songs like “Welcome to the Future”—its very title a succinct statement of the paradox—clarify how much depends on refusing to assume it is.


First, that’s a lovely homage to Jane Dark. Second, the song you’re talking about is weirdly beautiful, and I thank you for singling it out — can’t tell whether it’s beautiful despite or because of its ambiguities, though, can you?