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Ladies and Gentlemen, Your Future Chairman

After look­ing over Seth Abramson’s recent series of posts on poetry’s rel­e­vance, I think I finally fig­ured out what he’s up to: he’s laying the ground­work for a future run at NEA Chair­man. To test the theory, I put together a little quiz called “Who wrote it: Dana Gioia or Seth Abramson?”:

a/ “I’m frankly bored with talk­ing about con­tro­ver­sies of the pre­vi­ous century.”

b/ “[W]hat we’ve become, as poets in Amer­ica, is con­flict fetishists…. But let’s be clear: there is no actual conflict.”

c/ “Back when MFA pro­grams didn’t exist, telling mom you wanted to be a poet was equiv­a­lent to telling mom you wanted to be a back-​alley pimp with a nasty crack addic­tion. It was simply incom­pat­i­ble with middle-​class values… But human beings do under­stand–and the middle class par­tic­u­larly understands–institutions.”

d/ “Today poetry is a mod­estly upwardly mobile, middle-​class profession—not as lucra­tive as waste man­age­ment or der­ma­tol­ogy but sev­eral big steps above the squalor of bohemia. Only a philis­tine would roman­ti­cize the bliss­fully ban­ished artis­tic poverty of yesteryear.”

e/ “This isn’t the 1950s–when being a poet in many respects required buying into the counter-​culture–which is a good thing, not because the counter-​culture wasn’t just and jus­ti­fi­ably attrac­tive to young people, but because it’s never entirely “fair” to make being a poet part-and-parcel of per­son­ally adopt­ing ideas and lifestyles (and even a cou­ture) which are them­selves tan­gen­tial to Pla­tonic Art.”

f/ “Business is a help­ful shel­ter for this care­ful and intro­spec­tive kind of writer because his job keeps him suf­fi­ciently occupied…. In some way hard to pin down, their jobs pro­tected them from the occu­pa­tional haz­ards of writ­ing poetry. For what­ever rea­sons, the pro­fes­sion of poetry is a dan­ger­ous one in Amer­ica, per­haps because it is so damnably dif­fi­cult to suc­ceed at in any mean­ing­ful way. Some poets have lit­er­ally killed them­selves for fame, destroy­ing them­selves slowly in public before dis­taste­fully appre­cia­tive audi­ences. Sui­cide, alco­holism, drug addic­tion, poverty, and mad­ness are all too often fellow-​travelers of poetry in this country…”

g/ “[T]he most effi­cient method for the expan­sion of the poetry com­mu­nity is, gen­er­ally speak­ing, for the com­mu­nity to pos­sess, as a soci­o­log­i­cal instru­ment, a single insti­tu­tional strategy.”

h/ “The most seri­ous ques­tion for the future of Amer­i­can cul­ture is whether the arts will con­tinue to exist in iso­la­tion and decline into sub­si­dized aca­d­e­mic spe­cial­ties or whether some pos­si­bil­ity of rap­proche­ment with the edu­cated public remains. Each of the arts must face the chal­lenge sep­a­rately, and no art faces more tow­er­ing obsta­cles than poetry.”

i/ “The time has prob­a­bly come to admit that the notion of an avant-​garde is no longer useful in dis­cussing con­tem­po­rary lit­er­a­ture. How can there be an avant-​garde with­out a main­stream? Avant-​garde de quoi? one must ask. Estab­lish­ment institutions—universities, muse­ums, foun­da­tions, com­mer­cial gal­leries, even the state—have embraced the idea of exper­i­men­tal art for so long that the avant-​garde is now a safely domes­ti­cated con­cept, just another tra­di­tional style.”

j/ “The avant-​garde needs the main­stream, and vice versa; I think it’s time we accept it. And accept, too, that view­ing this rift in the con­tem­po­rary poetry com­mu­nity as a “hot” war is simply non­sen­si­cal; it’s a “cold” war in a bi-​polar system of cul­tural cap­i­tal both super­pow­ers want and need, and whose con­tin­u­a­tion is vital to the sur­vival and profit of both.”

k/ “The fun­da­men­tal atti­tude all of us should take toward MFAs…is that, with 300+ grad­u­ate cre­ative writ­ing pro­grams in exis­tence–grad­u­at­ing 2,000+ young people each year–the MFA is the best oppor­tu­nity to expand our com­mu­nity imaginable.”

l/ “There are about 250 grad­u­ate writ­ing pro­grams in the United States. They pro­duce some­where in excess of 25,000 MFA’s per decade, of whom per­haps 10% to 20% will find per­ma­nent, full-​time employ­ment teach­ing in the acad­emy. A young poet is more likely than ever to go through a grad­u­ate writ­ing program…”

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18 Responses

  1. S.

    That is really cool. Which of these pas­sages are in con­text; any of them?

    My favorite part is how, if you read all the carefully-​chosen excerpts closely, there’s no con­nec­tion between the Gioia ideas and the Abram­son ideas. Like how Gioia says writ­ers should become busi­ness­men, and Abram­son simply says there’s an impor­tant dis­tinc­tion between aes­thet­ics and social cul­ture.

    This post is a seri­ous stretch. Who said it: Abram­son or Gioia?

    – Seth Abram­son

  2. Dear Seth,

    The con­text is the links I pro­vide for each of the pas­sages. Did you expect me to quote your posts in full?

    I object to many things in your posts. I object to the idea that what this coun­try really needs is a fur­ther pro­fes­sion­al­iza­tion–sorry, “legitimization”–of poetry; I object to the idea that poetry and/or poets need to be made safe for the middle class; and I object to the idea that the MFA is or ought to be seen as the key to ensur­ing poetry’s rel­e­vance.

    But my post was not about my objec­tions to your ideas. My post was about your atti­tude, which, like Gioia’s, treats poetry’s irrel­e­vance as if it were (a) a prob­lem and (b) a prob­lem that might solved by a par­tic­u­larly ded­i­cated group of McK­in­sey con­sul­tants. To wit:

    To put it bluntly (and to risk, simul­ta­ne­ously, being almost unbear­ably opti­mistic) the most effi­cient method for the expan­sion of the poetry com­mu­nity is, gen­er­ally speak­ing, for the com­mu­nity to pos­sess, as a soci­o­log­i­cal instru­ment, a single insti­tu­tional strategy.

    I have noth­ing against McK­in­sey con­sul­tants; some of my best friends quite lit­er­ally are McK­in­sey con­sul­tants. But what you wrote is not think­ing about poetry. It’s arts-​administrator speak.

    All best,

    Bobby

    P.S. Gioia doesn’t say that writ­ers should be busi­ness­men. He says that writ­ers shouldn’t not be busi­ness­men. That’s a very dif­fer­ent propo­si­tion, and one of his rea­sons for defend­ing it–that busi­ness “shelters” poets from the lit­er­ary demi­monde–is not so far from your contention/complaint that “it’s never entirely ‘fair’ to make being a poet part-and-parcel of per­son­ally adopt­ing ideas and lifestyles (and even a cou­ture) which are them­selves tan­gen­tial to Pla­tonic Art” and that MFAs have helped to cor­rect this “injustice.”

  3. S.

    Bobby,

    I under­stand that you object to many things in my posts; that’s totally cool. Much of what I write is a public form of think­ing out loud. My beliefs change over time. I only ask that you not mis­state my opin­ions when you find it nec­es­sary to lam­bast me by com­par­ing me to the most hated figure in con­tem­po­rary Amer­i­can poetry. I wrote in the second edi­tion of The Cre­ative Writ­ing MFA Hand­book that MFA pro­grams are art schools, not pro­fes­sional schools–an obser­va­tion that car­ries with it the unique qual­ity of jiving with the facts. I’ve since writ­ten a lot of mini-​essays in “favor” of MFA pro­grams. You say this rep­re­sents a desire to fur­ther pro­fes­sion­al­ize poetry; I say that I think we can expand oppor­tu­ni­ties for poets to prac­tice their Art as artists if they get three fully-​funded years to write in a set­ting where the fac­ulty only engages them if/when they engage the fac­ulty (mean­ing, you can, to an extent, just use it for time to write if you like). You think artists are so cow­ardly, or mal­leable (or stupid) as to be unable to weather an MFA pro­gram with­out being per­ma­nently intel­lec­tu­ally crip­pled as to their life-​long aes­thet­ics; I don’t. What does any of this have to do with increased pro­fes­sion­al­iza­tion? The fur­thest I’ve gone is to say that one ben­e­fit of more jobs being avail­able in the Acad­emy is that they’re there for those who want them when the econ­omy goes hor­ri­bly wrong–that’s not the same as actu­ally push­ing poets to be pro­fes­sion­al­ized.

    I get it, I’m an easy punching-​bag, because you can twist my ideas so that they seem like knee­jerk, reac­tionary con­ser­vatism, and you can look like a defender of the Eter­nal Flame of Art. A purist. But don’t you think it’s laying it on a little thick when you say I want to make “poetry safe for the middle class,” when what I *actu­ally* said is that young people often can’t envi­sion them­selves as poets because of the per­ni­cious (that would be “bad”) middle-​class influ­ence of their par­ents, and that if MFA pro­grams offer both fully-​paid time to write and a way for young people to do an end-​around past their par­ents, that’s not a bad thing? I mean, have you ever worked with kids? What kind of person says that, for the sake of uphold­ing our hatred of all things middle-​class (a hatred I gen­er­ally share with you) we should throw the baby out with the bath­wa­ter and screw with teenagers’ lives–teenagers who could have con­tributed to poetry, if we hadn’t been so polit­i­cal as to cast them out of it with their middle-​class par­ents? I mean, it’s easy to argue against a propo­si­tion, Robert, when you strip it of all its nuance.

    Yes, I think poetry’s “relevance” is a prob­lem, but in defin­ing that “relevance” as a sep­a­rate matter from aes­thet­ics, and as some­thing *other* than a matter of pop­u­lar­ity, I’m hardly run­ning with the herd–thus far I haven’t even been able to have a con­ver­sa­tion with anyone about this, because every­one (includ­ing you) keeps falling back to the old con­ver­sa­tion, in which “popularity” is weighed against “aesthetics” rather than think­ing in terms of forms of community-​building sep­a­rate from either. You engage in community-​building as a poet all the time; you’re doing it with this very blog. You do it by giving read­ings, by being editor-at-large for a lit­er­ary mag­a­zine. I say that MFAs can be another fora for community-​building, and sud­denly it’s a threat to world peace. Are you seri­ous?

    Bobby, I can only ques­tion your motives when you quote back at me a para­graph I wrote which I sub­se­quently added an *enor­mous* clar­i­fy­ing adden­dum to, which adden­dum said I was talk­ing about esprit de corps, not group­think. You’d rather your read­ers take “single insti­tu­tional strategy” as some kind of aes­thetic con­ser­vatism, when a) you know full well I wasn’t speak­ing what­so­ever about aes­thet­ics, and b) I was speak­ing of esprit de corps–the very thing you’re trying to plug into with this blog–and not the specter of fas­cism you want your read­ers to see. I mean, this is intel­lec­tual high­way rob­bery, and you’re doing it right out in the open. I’d rather you came at the ideas head-​on, rather than through snarky posts that inten­tion­ally abuse the ideas out of all coher­ence. If they’re as weak as you think, debate them.

    Best,
    Seth

    P.S. The idea that one can be a poet with­out being a member of the social com­mu­nity of poets is a very, very old one. See Emily Dick­in­son. I think she came a few years before McK­in­sey. And she may even have pre­dated Gioia.

  4. Seth,

    I’m not sure how quot­ing you ver­ba­tim, with­out anno­ta­tions or com­men­tary, can be con­strued as mis­stat­ing your opin­ions. But you very cer­tainly mis­state mine: I am not a purist (aes­thetic or oth­er­wise), I don’t think that MFAs are uni­ver­sally cor­rupt­ing, and I do not hate the middle class. (In fact I’ve defended the aes­thetic legit­i­macy of self-​consciously middle-​class poetry in print.)

    And per­haps not sur­pris­ingly, I don’t think I mis­read you at all. I under­stood per­fectly well that you weren’t talk­ing about group­think or aes­thetic con­ser­vatism, and I cer­tainly wasn’t invok­ing the specter of fas­cism. What I object to–since you’ve now dis­avowed your first para­graph–is the sense that poetry needs more “esprit de corps–some sense of the value of the poet as poet, what­ever his/her aesthetics.” Obvi­ously it’s help­ful to poets to have a real or imag­i­nary com­mu­nity of which they’re a part, and just as obvi­ously having such a com­mu­nity isn’t a strict neces­sity. But being a poet is not like being a member of a foot­ball team or a cor­po­rate work­ing group. What we’re look­ing at these days is exactly oppo­site of the prob­lem you sug­gest: an excess, not a dearth, of “the sense of the value of ‘the poet as poet.’” That’s why it’s so dif­fi­cult to find honest (i.e. non-score-settling) neg­a­tive poetry reviews and so easy to find expres­sions of poetic self-​regard in our little mag­a­zines and poetry blogs.

    Finally, I’m sure you would prefer that I would take on your ideas head-​on–who wouldn’t?–and I have a little bit here. But hon­estly I didn’t think they were worth that kind of treat­ment. Of course you have every right to think out loud, and to change your mind, but if you’re going to pub­lish your thoughts where the rest of the world can see them, then the rest of the world has an equal right to respond as we see fit. Life is not a col­lege sem­i­nar, and easy dis­missal is not always an inap­pro­pri­ate response. If you don’t want to be com­pared to Dana Gioia (whom I clearly don’t hate as much as you do) then don’t write like him, at least not in public.

    All best,

    Bobby

  5. S.

    Hi Bobby,

    Look–to be brief (I know we both want to wrap this up)–I was object­ing to you quot­ing a para­graph which had a spe­cific adden­dum tacked on to it that acknowl­edged that the para­graph could be mis­un­der­stood. To quote that para­graph in a vacuum was to explic­itly excise my acknowl­edg­ment that my ini­tial flawed state­ment (which I didn’t erase only out of a sense of hon­esty and intel­lec­tual integrity) could be mis­con­strued. That’s all. I don’t expect you to write reams about a blog-​post on my web­site, or to engage in a Socratic dia­logue with me here.

    That said, I *am* glad you engaged me, and I you, at least as much as we have here. It makes clear (as I don’t think your orig­i­nal post did with this degree of clar­ity) what the source of our dis­agree­ment is. And I’ll say that, on some level, I see (have always seen) your point–com­mu­nity has its down­sides, and you’ve pointed to some of them. The ques­tion (which nei­ther of us has the inter­est or patience to debate here) is whether the ben­e­fits of com­mu­nity out­weigh the draw­backs. I’d like to think two indi­vid­u­als could dis­agree on that with­out either think­ing the other was/is igno­rant of community’s (as the case may be) pluses and minuses.

    One last note: in the way I’m intend­ing to use it, you are, lit­er­ally, a purist. You are envi­sion­ing the exis­tence of the poet as some­thing which must be–to a greater extent than presently, at least–cor­doned off from out­side influ­ences. I would argue that we’ve seen quite a bit enough of that, and that there’s plenty of poetry being writ­ten today which makes one feel as though its author has never met a living person or broken bread out­side a class­room.

    You wrote, “being a poet is not like being a member of a foot­ball team or a cor­po­rate work­ing group.” I agree, in many ways it isn’t. And yet, in some ways it is–for the single reason that you cannot put a large number of per­sons toward a single goal (Art, what­ever that means, and in what­ever myriad ways indi­vid­ual artists define it) with­out cre­at­ing soci­ol­ogy. Foot­ball teams have a soci­ol­ogy, and so do groups of two or more poets. That doesn’t mean poetry is pigskin. It means you need people to make foot­ball, and you need people to make poetry.

    In any case, the down­side here is–appar­ently–I’ve lost your vote for NEA Chair­man.

    Take care,
    Seth

  6. Michael Hansen

    Bobby and Seth,

    Enjoyed read­ing your exchange, though I must admit that I nod off when­ever “business of poetry” dis­cus­sions get under way (and I’m afraid, Seth, that your post *does* sound a little like John Barr’s infa­mous and inane essay on poetry for the masses pub­lished a couple years back in POETRY).

    A former teacher of mine once told me that “we need more read­ers and fewer poets.” A nice fan­tasy. The same teacher also said that the explo­sion of MFA pro­grams has made this the most excit­ing time for poetry in Amer­ica EVER. These two state­ments seemed con­tra­dic­tory to me. We’re def­i­nitely pro­duc­ing more poets than read­ers, but I don’t think this is the prob­lem. MFA pro­grams are a lot like PhD pro­grams, as far as I can tell from my expe­ri­ence (lim­ited) in both: they pro­duce mostly uno­rig­i­nal thought and a lot of com­pe­ti­tion for a very small plot of ground The strong sur­vive, maybe some­times for the better. Lucky ones get jobs (often those who are least excit­ing and most accept­able to the pre­vi­ous gen­er­a­tion, now making hires).

    Still, there’s some­thing (it seems to me) nat­ural about people being trained as lit­er­ary historians/critics in fuggy air. Insti­tu­tions are cul­tural recep­ta­cles, and the intel­lec­tual cul­ture of insti­tu­tions will always tend to be con­ser­v­a­tive (nev­er­mind the lingo and hip glasses of the crea­tures there). Is it good for poetry? I don’t know. A ques­tion like that feels itslef like a prod­uct of the MFA indus­try. I don’t have any­thing much against Gioa or other evan­ge­lists, but their appar­ent belief in the heal­ing powers of Verse and Ver­si­fiers have always con­fused me.

  7. Hi Seth,

    I don’t think our argu­ment merely comes down to a dif­fer­ence over the rel­a­tive value of com­mu­nity, but I think you’re prob­a­bly right that it’s time to let this tired dog lie down again.

    I can’t go out, how­ever, with­out again protest­ing your descrip­tion of me as a purist. Really: the last thing, the very last thing, I would ask for is poets who are cor­doned off from out­side influ­ences. As I said above, I think it can be very useful (in all kinds of ways) for poets to find them­selves a com­mu­nity to oper­ate within. My posi­tion on this point is simply that a recog­ni­tion and appro­ba­tion of poets as poets, a kind of human­ism for poets, is not some­thing that ought to be encour­aged. And one of the rea­sons for that–besides those I men­tioned above and besides the fact that such a feel­ing will always be with us, no matter what we do–is pre­cisely that it rein­forces the sense (as does the MFA) that poets occupy their own little garden walled off from the rest of human­ity (includ­ing their poten­tial read­er­ship). I have the high­est regard for the making of art, but I do not want the people who do it to be seen priests, privy coun­selors, or slaves with respect to the rest of the species. I sup­pose in a sense, I reject your lim­ited (and there­fore false) human­ism for poets because I believe so strongly in the real thing.

    And finally, I too am glad we had this dis­cus­sion. To be quite honest I didn’t say more in my orig­i­nal post because I guessed there was a rea­son­able chance you’d show up here and give me a chance to explain myself fur­ther. Unfair? Maybe, but that’s how the game goes.

    All best, and happy hol­i­days,

    Bobby

  8. Hi Michael,

    I don’t think there’s any­thing wrong with having a bunch of poets-as-educators (whether with MFAs or PhDs), I just wish that there were a whole lot more poets-as-everything-else than there seem to be. (Don Share thinks this per­cep­tion is just a dis­tor­tion of the blo­gos­phere; I’m not so sure.) The ques­tion, as ever, is how a poet should make a living when she’s not making poetry. “Marry rich” is the (not entirely face­tious) answer a friend of mine used to give her creative-​writing stu­dents when they asked. I per­son­ally wish that I had applied for that Google intern­ship I got an email about back in 1998. (The guy I know who did, my age, is retired now and spends his time flying ultra­lights over Switzer­land.) Besides those, I’ve got no sure-​fire ideas–if you do, let me know…

    Bobby

  9. S.

    Hi Bobby,

    Hmm. All right, that’s actu­ally a pretty good point. To be clear, it’s one I’ve always agreed with–what I mean is, I hadn’t quite con­sid­ered how it inter­acted or could inter­act prob­lem­at­i­cally with my feel­ings about MFAs. As a former public defender, I con­sider it absolutely vital that poets par­tic­i­pate in soci­ety in ways that go beyond Art; I was bemoan­ing to a family member recently that it some­times feels like (with some poets) the atti­tude is, “My poetry is all I have to give, so it’ll be the only thing I give.” I abhor that atti­tude, beyond find­ing it ter­ri­bly sad­den­ing. If I had to give a snap reac­tion as to how your view–which I respect and tend to agree with–and mine can co-​exist, it’s that MFA pro­grams are brief, and writ­ing life­times are long. Isn’t it some­thing of a given that poets will inte­grate them­selves into soci­ety, espe­cially as nei­ther you nor I are able, here, to think of a way for them to sup­port them­selves oth­er­wise? I can’t tell you the terror second-​year MFA stu­dents of my acquain­tance (at Iowa, and else­where) are feel­ing; it’s like the floor’s dropped out from beneath them. For the youngest ones, who’ve never held down a job, some part of me thinks that’s a good thing. I guess I’m saying that the MFA is like the air­lock between the pres­sur­ized atmos­phere of the cabin and deep space. I don’t begrudge anyone lin­ger­ing in that air­lock for 21 months, because it’s all deep space from there on.

    Take care,
    Seth

    P.S. Michael, it’s ironic, because I remem­ber that essay, and remem­ber dis­agree­ing with nearly all of it(!)

  10. Michael Hansen

    Bobby:

    I don’t think there’s any­thing wrong with poets-as-educators either. In fact, my pro­fes­sional ambi­tion is to edu­cate, and an impor­tant per­sonal one is to write poems, so I would be the last to con­demn some­one in that posi­tion.

    Like you, I lament the voca­tional aura that sur­rounds MFA pro­grams, for more than one reason. First, I think that many people get the wrong idea from these pro­grams about their chances of making a living in the real world. I think they are duped. One thing that has been miss­ing from this con­ver­sa­tion is that most MFAs are NOT free.

    More­over, the MFA indus­try has cre­ated a fero­cious insider-​outsider net­work through which pals help each other amass pub­li­ca­tions and write favor­able reviews of each other and etc. And who can blame them? They all need jobs, they need to pad their CVs, and one turn deserves another (in this way, they are of course no worse than their coun­ter­parts in other sec­tors of the acad­emy).

    I’m also trou­bled by how little inter­est there seems to be in these pro­grams in poetry writ­ten before, say, Dick­in­son. Not a lot of inter­est in topics of poet­ics gen­er­ally. There is, on the other hand, a whole lot of inter­est in the cul­tur­ally prof­itable knowl­edge of the zil­lions of pub­lish­ing con­tem­po­rary poets. This is one reason that every­one ends up writ­ing poems that sing alike. It may also be why I often get the sense in a room full of poets that I’m in a New-​Agey sup­port sem­i­nar. The self-​obsession can be dif­fi­cult to bear.

    Seth, I’m curi­ous: do you think that MFA pro­grams actu­ally do any­thing that they claim to do, i.e., make people better writ­ers by virtue of being among other writ­ers? Or is it merely an “airlock” that lets them write a bit between islands? If only the former, I’d say they ought to be abol­ished, and most col­lege deans would agree.

  11. S.

    Oh, Michael–the notion that it is MFA pro­grams that are behind crony­ism (e.g. friends review­ing friends) is absolutely pre­pos­ter­ous. Ron Sil­li­man (no greater oppo­nent of MFAs than he) says that the *entire pub­lish­ing indus­try* should revert to a peer-​publishing par­a­digm. Were these views, which would send rates of crony­ism into the stratos­phere, born in/of an MFA pro­gram? The crony­ism in poetry is based on an econ­omy of lim­ited resources; poets (of all stripes and all aes­thet­ics) want an audi­ence, and don’t want to do any­thing (under­stand­ably) to their aes­thet­ics to get it. So what do they do? Answer: any­thing they can to get read, includ­ing get­ting reviewed by friends and other, sim­i­lar anti-​Art tac­tics. Some of the most inces­tu­ous sub-​communities in poetry are the most vehe­mently anti-​institutional. So, please…

    I don’t believe, actu­ally, that most MFA pro­grams explic­itly adver­tise that they’ll make stu­dents better writ­ers in two years. I’ve vis­ited every MFA web­site in Amer­ica as part of my research, and don’t recall that being a fea­tured ele­ment of many programs’ adver­tis­ing. What the pro­grams say is that you will learn things that will help you in your path as a writer *over time*–which you do, what­ever the extent of their value ends up being, as no knowl­edge of poetry is “bad” knowl­edge (and even “wrong” turns in one’s devel­op­ment teach one about one’s own aesthetic)–but they do not promise you will write better when you emerge than when you enter. Per­haps because they real­ize that 21 months is a blink of an eye in the span of a writ­ing career. Per­haps because many pro­grams explic­itly advise stu­dents not to try to pub­lish while in their pro­gram–for the explicit reason that the MFA is not a time to gain polish in one’s writ­ing but rather to exper­i­ment with dif­fer­ent ways of seeing poetry. Right now on Tom Kealey’s MFA blog we’re seeing many appli­cants and grad­u­ates bemoan­ing the *lack* of pub­lish­ing classes in MFAs; while you might say this is a sign of wrong-​headedness, you can’t have it both ways–if stu­dents are com­plain­ing about it, it’s because right now most MFAs are dis­cour­ag­ing stu­dents from pub­lish­ing or talk­ing with fac­ulty about pub­lish­ing.

    I guess what I’m saying is, why do MFA pro­grams in these rhetor­i­cal con­ver­sa­tions car­ry­ing qual­i­ties and fea­tures that seem to have no bear­ing in objec­tive real­ity? I feel like we’re talk­ing about the North Kore­ans here–we “know” they’re in the Axis of Evil, but we need CNN to travel to North Korea to do an extra­or­di­nary, once-in-a-lifetime doc­u­men­tary for us to know the first thing about them. MFA pro­grams aren’t some exotic ele­phant; if folks who want to talk about MFA pro­grams want to know about them, there are about 20,000 people out there–lit­er­ally–one could ask.

    Air­locks also give one time to exper­i­ment with, and to accli­mate to, the feel­ing of weight­less­ness. They’re not merely hold­ing cells. Some­one on C. Dale Young’s blog recently pointed out that if visual artists have art muse­ums and art gal­leries–and the exis­tence of these doesn’t affect indi­vid­ual artists’ aes­thet­ics–why can’t poets have MFAs? Nei­ther is about “popularizing” an unpop­u­lar Art, merely giving it space in the cul­ture to be as unpop­u­lar as it wants/needs to be. The only dif­fer­ence–per­ceived, not real–is that MFAs are schools (only of a sort, by the way; most pro­gram fac­ulty explic­itly say they can’t “teach” cre­ative writ­ing) which are intended to indoc­tri­nate. They’re not; that’s the pro­jec­tion of fear into an untruth, like saying North Kore­ans are can­ni­bals.

    Best,
    Seth

  12. Michael Hansen

    Seth,

    I’m afraid there’s a whole lot of pro­jec­tion going on here. For the record, I have spent time in MFA sem­i­nars and I have a number of friends who’ve been through MFA pro­grams, so I’m not quite as naive as you think. In any case, the work­shop sem­i­nar is not the most dif­fi­cult con­cept to wrap one’s head around: tear any strange threads off of every poem that enters the room; talk a lot about effec­tive titles; talk about commas; talk about enjamb­ment til it’s blue in the face.

    I’m not sure how the long laun­dry list above emerged from my ques­tion, but your answer con­firms my sus­pi­cion: at root, the best (most honest) defense of the MFA is that it is a vanity degree, per­haps useful for wrig­gling one’s way into the ever expand­ing and cheap­en­ing poetry pub­lish­ing scene (I never said MFAers invented that scene, by the way). That’s fine, but let’s not pre­tend it’s some­thing more than that.

    Best,
    Michael

  13. Michael Hansen

    By the way, the idea that the “art museum of poetry” is in the MFA pro­gram is absurd but telling. There was a time when seri­ous poets looked for guid­ance in the poems of wiser (per­haps dead) minds.

  14. S.

    Michael,

    You got me. I can’t think of a single reason why *any* poet would want three fully-​funded years to write, except vanity. You nailed it. Vanity.

    I think I may have detected a some-of-my-best-friends-are-MFAers line of argu­ment in that last response of yours. True fact: the many, many work­shops I’ve been in didn’t run any­thing like how you’ve described. I’m put in mind of that famous “Seinfeld” episode in which Kramer is asked to write a sales report for a busi­ness he doesn’t even work for, and with no busi­ness train­ing what­so­ever. He gives it to the CEO and the CEO flips through it and says, “I don’t even know what I’m look­ing at here…it’s like you don’t know any­thing about busi­ness at all…” What I’m hear­ing you say about work­shops is simply an indi­ca­tion of what a “bad” work­shop looks like. But it’s no more rep­re­sen­ta­tive of the ped­a­gog­i­cal approach that is work­shop­ping than bad verse is to our fun­da­men­tal call­ing as poets. I agree with your tau­tol­ogy: bad work­shops are bad. But what does that tell us about work­shop­ping gen­er­ally? Noth­ing, I don’t think.

    No one said “the art museum of poetry is in the MFA.” What was said (and I feel like nuances are con­sis­tently being “lost” here in the responses, and I use those quotes advis­edly) is that in the same way art muse­ums tell us some­thing about the rel­e­vance of art to Amer­i­can cul­ture, but do *not* cheapen or guide the aes­thet­ics of visual artists, MFA pro­grams tell us some­thing about the rel­e­vance of poetry to Amer­i­can cul­ture but do *not*, ulti­mately, cheapen or guide the aes­thet­ics of Amer­i­can poets.

    S.

    P.S. The notion of the MFA as a vanity degree is the true absur­dity here. Right now I’ve got 49 ter­ri­fied class­mates at Iowa who are *more* than cog­nizant that they have a com­pletely unmar­ketable degree and no clue what­so­ever what to do with their futures. And yet, the cur­rent crop of MFA appli­cants has this same aware­ness–they openly dis­cuss the fact that this degree won’t, in itself, do any­thing for them. I’ve *never* heard a single MFA appli­cant speak of the MFA as a “prestige” degree (and not many folks spend as much time talk­ing to MFA appli­cants as me, Mike).

  15. S.

    Mike,

    In ret­ro­spect, that last response was a lot more neg­a­tive, acer­bic, and con­fronta­tional than I’d have liked. I’m let­ting my pas­sion on this sub­ject get the best of me. We dis­agree–a lot (and *on* a lot)–but that’s no excuse for me to be so dis­agree­able. My apolo­gies. FWIW, I do hear what you’re saying, I just take the dia­met­ri­cally oppo­site view of (and inter­pret quite dif­fer­ently) the same phe­nom­ena you’re look­ing at. But again, I’m being too intem­per­ate about it, and too con­trary. The bottom line is that we just dis­agree on this. I imag­ine one of the rea­sons this is closer to my heart than one would expect is because I know what the MFA meant to me, and to my life, and has meant to others I know–and to their lives, and their poetry–and some­how I don’t feel like any of that ends up get­ting reflected in these con­ver­sa­tions. Take care,

    Seth

  16. Michael Hansen

    Seth,

    I appre­ci­ate the tem­pered response, though I took in both of them in one sit­ting. I don’t mean to be a jerk, either, and it’s cer­tainly easy in this medium to be get car­ried away or to read only what you want to read and reply in kind. (Your com­plaint about my lack of nuance is one I would like to level against you, too, and prob­a­bly for the same rea­sons!)

    My own expe­ri­ence in the MFA work­shops of a very good MFA pro­gram was gen­er­ally pretty bland. (I don’t have a degree.) I never could figure out exactly what we were doing, but it seemed to go almost always like this: read poem, awk­ward silence, a few com­pli­ments, then a few very mild sug­ges­tions. My ques­tion is, where is the scope here? What is the pur­pose? The sem­i­nar will never cap­ture the organ­i­cally devel­oped atmos­phere among groups of poets drawn together by some kind of shared aes­thetic or rev­o­lu­tion­ary aim. How many great coter­ies of writ­ers have devel­oped inside the acad­emy? (Obvi­ously, the ragged edges around insti­tu­tions seem to be ideal for this kind of fer­ment.) I’m not an anti-​institutional cru­sader (I’m a PhD stu­dent, after all). But the mis­sion of MFA pro­grams is unclear to me.

    The reason that I took issue with your com­par­i­son of the MFA pro­gram and art muse­ums in Amer­ica is that the much more obvi­ous ana­logue would be visual art MFAs and writ­ing MFAs. I’m not really cer­tain, but I guess I imag­ine that one would spend a lot more time on tech­nique at a visual art school than at a writ­ing MFA. You can teach some­one how to paint a figure, but not how to do some­thing truly inno­v­a­tive. The same seems true for poetry. I would like to see more focus on prosody and the his­tory of poetry. If I were an instruc­tor, I would think of the poems in a work­shop in the same way that an art teacher thinks of sketches of fig­ures from their stu­dents. I’d make stu­dents write and fail a lot in forms that make them uncom­fort­able but bring a broader sense of poetry’s devel­op­ment over the long haul. His­tory should humble all of us, and most poets I know (whether I love them or not) could stand to be hum­bled a little. As you no doubt are well aware, spend­ing qual­ity time with any great poet’s work will make clear how rare even a single great poem is. Anyone would be lucky to write two or three of them in a life­time. Some freaks write thirty or forty, but how many of the 25,000 writ­ers who will grad­u­ate from MFAs over the next decade are among them? 25? 10? 5? All of this may be ter­ri­bly mis­guided, but I’d be curi­ous to know in what ways you think that MFAs could improve. This is a ques­tion of signal impor­tance, I think, because they cer­tainly aren’t going away. I could not dis­agree more with you that MFA pro­grams are not guid­ing the aes­thetic of Amer­i­can poetry. That doesn’t mean that great writ­ers aren’t coming out of these pro­grams. They are. It just means that the vast major­ity of poems pub­lished sound exactly alike (in three to five dif­fer­ent period-​verse vari­eties). Hon­estly, do you really not relate to that com­plaint?

    Maybe it’s not some­thing to worry ter­ri­bly much about. To my ear­lier point, we can all learn to paint some­thing resem­bling a torso or hand or what­ever, or to put a few images together clev­erly. Inter­est­ing poets will do more than that, with or with­out the indus­try. But again: why not just abol­ish the MFA? Is it just a degree for the priv­i­leged among us who can afford to spend a couple more years in a com­fort­able uni­ver­sity set­ting scrib­bling with the sup­port of peers? That’s just not very com­pelling to me.

    Best, Michael

  17. S.

    Michael,

    We agree on more than you might think. For instance, I def­i­nitely see a “sameness” of voice in con­tem­po­rary Amer­i­can poetry. But I chart the begin­ning of this voice–or, per­haps, this *poem* (what I’ve alter­nately heard called the “PEMLOD” or the “Quietist” poem)–to the late 1970s/early 1980s, as Deep Image and Con­fes­sion­al­ist poetry were on their last legs. What replaced them were some ter­ri­ble poems by some very tal­ented poets, what Tony Hoagland calls “narrative-discursive” poems, and a lot of young writ­ers emu­lated such writ­ers and con­tinue to do so. But because the phe­nom­e­non started in the late 1970s/early 1980s, well before the MFA boom in the mid-1990s, I think the most we could say is that the MFA per­pet­u­ates this trend. Yet I think that even this is unfair, as it’s too early to judge; what I mean is, what if the MFA (with its focus on “craft,” though not, I don’t think, to the exclu­sion of all else) per­pet­u­ates such poetry in some young poets–who are at a stage when they are learn­ing the “basics”–but also gives them to tools to explore their own voices as they get older? Most of the really horrid poetry I’ve read in my life (to be candid) was writ­ten by those in their 40s and 50s with­out MFAs. They’re simply emu­lat­ing a style that’s a quar­ter of a cen­tury old; I think what a 21 year-​old does with this style (not accept­ing for the moment that most MFAers come out with this style, at least not at the strongest pro­grams) is as yet unclear.

    My MFA work­shops have often included wider-​ranging con­ver­sa­tions; I think often the poems are jumping-​off points for a dia­logue that ranges well beyond the con­text of the poem itself. But also, I can’t tell you how much I learned about poetry by study­ing its his­tory in sem­i­nars with Swensen and Hoagland. Two semes­ters, and it changed every­thing for me.

    You asked, “How many great coter­ies of writ­ers have devel­oped inside the acad­emy?” Well, I guess I’d point to the New York School, which has its roots in Har­vard Uni­ver­sity; or the Berke­ley Renais­sance, which had its roots in (not sur­pris­ingly) Berke­ley. The Black Moun­tain school was devel­oped in–natch–Black Moun­tain Col­lege. I would think the better ques­tion is, which 20th c. move­ments didn’t orig­i­nate in an edu­ca­tional insti­tu­tion?

    You asked, “why not just abol­ish the MFA? Is it just a degree for the priv­i­leged among us who can afford to spend a couple more years in a com­fort­able uni­ver­sity set­ting scrib­bling with the sup­port of peers?” I don’t know what you tell you. The MFA changed my way of think­ing about poetry irrev­o­ca­bly (while leav­ing me a life­time of learn­ing ahead) and if any­thing I’ve been less “engaged” with the insti­tu­tion–I tend to make myself, inten­tion­ally, an out­sider within insti­tu­tions–than per­haps any of my peers. Look at it this way: every major poet I can think of had a mentor, or else a “Master” whose work guided their devel­op­ment. At the very least, MFAs can pro­vide a set­ting for this sort of–oth­er­wise for­tu­itous and rare–exchange. But they also teach the his­tory of poetry, create com­mu­ni­ties of writ­ers who have life­long rela­tion­ships, expose poets to writ­ing by class­mates (i.e. from some­one *else’s* navel), and much more.

    Best,
    Seth

  18. Michael Hansen

    Well, we clearly dis­agree about what the MFA pro­gram has done to Amer­i­can poetry in recent decades, among other things. But it’s prob­a­bly safe to say that our dis­agree­ments are mat­ters of degree and empha­sis, for the most part. I’ve been press­ing you on whether the MFA should be abol­ished because I want a more con­vinc­ing answer to the ques­tion of what it pro­vides–not prac­ti­cally, in the form of con­nec­tions and time to write, but in rela­tion to the art. I still am miss­ing that.

    At any rate, it’s been enjoy­able to argue about it. It’s been pro­duc­tive for me, espe­cially in think­ing about some of the dif­fer­ences between ter­mi­nal schol­arly and ter­mi­nal arts degrees. Per­haps we can find occa­sion to do it again some­time.

    Mean­time, take care,

    Michael



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